Friday, November 25, 2011

"Re....... Grandparents"

The following was sent to me by my cousin...have heard that it has been around for awhile...but it was new to me!
Someones 'retarded' grandpa...with his bike!
 "RETARDED (Retired) GRANDPARENTS"
Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do.

 After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.  They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona .  Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass...  They ride around on their bicycles, and wear name tags, because they don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.  There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.
Tin Houses... - Golf carts and more..
 At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.  Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts.  Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.  And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds.   Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.  The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.
Wreck Hall set up for Por Luck
 My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and, says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.   When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.  Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

                                                         PRICELESS


11 comments:

  1. I love it...it was new to me also....out of the mouths of babes..

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  2. Oh my goodness, this is hilarious! Too priceless!

    Have you had a meal yet in the wreck house and met all the other retarded people who the man in the doll house won't let out? ;-) Have a fantastic weekend!

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  3. This is so funny, I love reading children's stories. Don't you just love them!!!

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  4. That just about says it all, doesn't it.

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  5. Haha! You guys wear name tags??? Love it!!

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  6. Great post, and the photos were perfect, too.

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  7. I loved it, can wait till I can come, hope you remember who I am....

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  8. Hahahahhhahahah! Oh I love it:D

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